😂 Clean Joke of the Day is your daily smile starter — perfect for kids, adults, classrooms, and even Zoom calls! In a world full of chaos and overload, sometimes all you need is a light-hearted, guilt-free giggle.
If you’re looking to break the ice at work, share a laugh with your family, or just boost your own mood, these jokes are 100% clean and 110% funny. Updated daily for maximum freshness — because laughter never goes out of style!
Clean Joke of the Day for Work
- 😄 Why don’t we tell secrets in the office? Because the walls have ears… and HR has a notepad!
- 😂 Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they were going to the next level.
- 🖨️ Why did the printer break up with the paper? Too much jam.
- 🧠 Why did the manager sit on a clock? She wanted to be on time!
- ☕ Why did the coffee file a complaint? It was tired of getting mugged every morning.
- 📞 Why don’t coworkers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when someone schedules a meeting.
- 🧾 What’s an accountant’s favorite type of music? Something that balances!
- ⌛ Why did the intern bring a pencil to the meeting? In case things got sketchy.
- 💼 What’s a workaholic’s favorite game? Microsoft Excels.
- 🧽 Why did the janitor win employee of the month? He swept the competition.
- 🖥️ What’s an IT specialist’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Firewall.
- 🗓️ Why don’t calendars ever get promoted? Their days are already numbered.
- 🧋 Why was the breakroom so chill? Because it always had cool beans.
- 🧑💼 Why did the boss bring a suitcase to the meeting? He meant business.
- 🧊 Why don’t employees gossip in the freezer? Because it’s too chilling for drama!
Smile FM Clean Joke of the Day
😂 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
🐟 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
🍌 Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
📚 What’s a skeleton’s favorite subject in school? Algebra-bone.
🦷 Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knew the drill!
🐶 What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
🌭 Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a movie? It didn’t want to be a weiner.
🦙 What do you call a llama who tells jokes? A comedi-llama!
🧀 What type of cheese is made backward? Edam.
🐸 Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
🚀 Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.
🧹 Why did the broom get promoted? It swept the competition!
🐓 Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
🧊 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
🖊️ Why did the pencil complain? It was feeling a little dull.
Best Clean Joke of the Day
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
😄 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
🤣 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
😆 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
😜 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
🤪 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
😅 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
🤭 What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
🙃 What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
😂 Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
😁 How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
🐶 Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
🐔 Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
😇 Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
🧠 Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Clean Joke of the Day One Liners
😄 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
🧼 I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
🕵️♂️ I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
🧊 I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
🦴 I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
🐟 I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
🌽 I know a lot of jokes about retired people… but none of them work!
🛏️ I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
🐄 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
🍕 I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
🐴 Never trust an atom—they make up everything!
🧽 Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
🍌 I slipped on my way to the fridge… guess it was a peeling.
🚪 I named my dog “5 miles” so I can say I walk 5 miles every day.
🧠 I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were in—she whispered, They’re right behind you!
Funny Clean Joke of the Day
😄 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
🐔 Why don’t chickens play baseball? Because they might hit a fowl ball!
😂 Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
🐟 What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
🦷 Why did the dentist become a DJ? Because he knows how to drop the drill!
🐶 What kind of dog can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
🍞 What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a date? You’re my butter half.
🎩 Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
🧃 Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
🪑 Why did the chair go to therapy? It had too many emotional breakdowns.
🍎 Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of core-age.
🐢 What did the turtle say when it was mugged? I won’t come out of my shell for this!
📚 Why don’t books ever fight back? Because they just turn the page.
🚪 Why did the door go to school? To improve its opening line!
🧠 What do you call a smart sandwich? A BLT with a PhD.
Clean Joke of the Day Short
😂 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
😄 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
😆 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
🤣 How do you organize a space party? You planet.
😅 What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
😜 Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
😁 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
😆 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
😂 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
😄 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
😜 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
🤭 Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
😅 What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
🤣 Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
😆 Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.
Clean Joke of the Day for Kids
- 😄 Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
- 🐸 What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked? Toad!
- 🍕 Why did the pizza go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a topping!
- 🐘 Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
- 🍎 Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- 🐔 Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- 🐟 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- 🦷 What did one tooth say to the other? “You crack me up!”
- 🧀 What type of music does cheese listen to? R’n’Brie!
- 🐝 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
- 🌮 Why don’t tacos ever share their secrets? Because they might spill the beans!
- 🐶 What kind of dog loves bubble baths? A shampoo-dle!
- 🥚 Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because it kept cracking up!
- 🐢 What do you get when you cross a turtle and a giraffe? A turtleneck!
- 🍌 What did one banana say to the other? “You’re very a-peeling!”
Conclusion
Laughter is a universal language, and clean jokes are a safe, joyful way to bring people together.
If you’re looking to brighten a workday, entertain kids, or just find a quick chuckle, these clean joke picks keep things light and appropriate.
Bookmark this page and come back daily for your smile dose of humor. Keep laughing, sharing, and spreading cheer — one clean joke at a time.
