830+Corn Jokes You’ll Actually Laugh At

Get ready to crack up—because these corn jokes are butter than you ever expected! 🌽

If you’re a fan of food puns, dad jokes, or just need a little humor to brighten your day, this trending batch of corn-tastic laughs is popping off across the internet.

From sweet to salty and totally corny, these jokes are sure to have you rolling in the stalks.

Candy Corn Joke

🍭 Are you candy corn? Because you’re sweet, colorful, and everyone loves you during the holidays.
🍬 You must be Halloween candy, because I’m stuck on you like candy corn in my teeth.
🍭 Are you made of sugar and food dye? Because you’re giving me candy corn cravings.
🍬 You’re like candy corn—controversial, but I can’t get enough of you.
🍭 If beauty were candy, you’d be the whole Halloween bowl—candy corn and all.
🍬 Our love is like candy corn—unusual, but oddly irresistible.
🍭 You’re the treat that made my trick-or-treating heart skip a beat.
🍬 If I had a nickel for every time I craved candy corn and you, I’d be rich and happy.
🍭 You’re like candy corn: people say you’re weird, but I find you irresistible.
🍬 I must be a Halloween bag, because I want to be full of you—especially the candy corn part.
🍭 Let’s stick together like candy corn in the bottom of the bag.
🍬 You’re the candy corn of my life—bright, sweet, and hard to quit.
🍭 You turn my ordinary October into something corny and sweet.
🍬 If you were a candy, you’d be the candy corn—unique and unforgettable.
🍭 Girl, you sweet like candy corn and twice as colorful.

Pop Corn Joke

🍿 Are you popcorn? Because you make my heart pop every time you’re near.
🍿 You’re butter than anyone else I know.
🍿 Our love is like popcorn—hot, fresh, and always popping.
🍿 I must be a movie night, because I can’t do it without you and popcorn.
🍿 You’re the salt to my popcorn—completely essential.
🍿 Every time I see you, my heart goes pop-pop-pop!
🍿 You make me pop with excitement every time you smile.
🍿 You butter believe I’m falling for you.
🍿 You’re like popcorn—once I start, I can’t stop.
🍿 Want to Netflix and pop some hearts together?
🍿 Let’s get things poppin’—starting with my number in your phone.
🍿 You light up my world like a bag of popcorn in the microwave.
🍿 I don’t need a movie, I just need popcorn and you.
🍿 You’re so hot, even popcorn would be jealous.
🍿 If love were popcorn, you’d be extra butter and totally addictive.

How Does a Horse Eat Corn Joke

🐴 How does a horse eat corn? With a-lotta neighs and even more charm—just like me when I see you.
🐴 I eat corn like a horse, but I love you like a poet.
🐴 If I were a horse, I’d trot straight into your arms—with a bag of corn, of course.
🐴 Neigh doubt about it, you’re the corn to my trough.
🐴 You make my heart gallop like a horse chasing fresh corn.
🐴 Just like horses love corn, I love every little thing about you.
🐴 Corny? Yes. Horse-like passion? Also yes.
🐴 Our chemistry is wilder than a horse eating sweet corn at a fair.
🐴 I might not be a horse, but I’ll chow down corn with you anytime.
🐴 Horses eat corn happily, and I’d love you even more joyfully.
🐴 You had me at “neigh” and kept me with your corn-filled smile.
🐴 Wanna ride off into the cornfield together?
🐴 You make my heart race like a thoroughbred on corn day.
🐴 Gallop into my heart like it’s feeding time.
🐴 I’d trade all my oats for one corn-fed date with you.

Corn Puns Corn Joke

🌽 I’m all ears when it comes to loving you.
🌽 Our love is corntagious.
🌽 Life would be un-beara-corn without you.
🌽 You’re ear-resistible.
🌽 I’m falling kernel-over-heels for you.
🌽 You’re the corn-stant thought in my mind.
🌽 You complete me like butter on corn.
🌽 You’re the cream to my corn.
🌽 Let’s make a-maize-ing memories together.
🌽 Don’t go bacon my corn heart.
🌽 You’re corn to be mine.
🌽 I stalk you in a totally romantic way.
🌽 You’re the kernel to my happiness.
🌽 My heart pops like corn when I see you.
🌽 Our love is husk-deep.

Aw Shucks Corn Joke

😍 Aw shucks, you caught me staring again.
😍 Aw shucks, did it hurt when you fell from the cornfield of perfection?
😍 Aw shucks, I didn’t mean to fall this hard.
😍 Aw shucks, you must be made of sunshine and golden husks.
😍 Aw shucks, you’re corn-pletely amazing.
😍 Aw shucks, are you made of corn? ‘Cause you’re sweet and golden.
😍 Aw shucks, my heart skipped a kernel.
😍 Aw shucks, your smile is butter than I imagined.
😍 Aw shucks, I didn’t expect to meet someone so ear-resistible.
😍 Aw shucks, are you stalking me? Just kidding, I hope you are!
😍 Aw shucks, let’s harvest this love.
😍 Aw shucks, you’re the crop I’ve been waiting for.
😍 Aw shucks, you’ve husked your way into my heart.
😍 Aw shucks, even the cornfield can’t compete with your beauty.
😍 Aw shucks, can I call you mine or should I keep shucking?

What’s the Corn Joke

🌽 What’s the corn joke? It’s how I fell for you—suddenly and with no kernel of doubt.
🌽 The joke is on me—I came for snacks and found love.
🌽 What’s the corn joke? I asked for one, and got your number instead.
🌽 Corny? Yes. Worth it? Absolutely.
🌽 The real joke is how I can’t stop thinking about you.
🌽 What’s cornier than a joke? Me falling for you.
🌽 What’s the corn joke? Just look in the mirror and smile.
🌽 The corn joke is my way of saying I adore you.
🌽 What’s the corn joke? That I ever thought I could resist you.
🌽 If love were a joke, you’d be the best punchline.
🌽 I told a corn joke, and your smile lit up my whole week.
🌽 The joke? You stole my heart like a thief in the cornfield.
🌽 I came for jokes and stayed for the butterflies.
🌽 What’s the corn joke? The one where we fall in love laughing.
🌽 You’re the punchline my heart didn’t know it needed.

Short Corn Jokes for Adults

Why did the corn start telling jokes? Because it wanted to be a-maize-ing.
Corn on the cob is just corn going formal.
Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost? They always follow the kernel of truth.
Corn’s favorite music? Pop.
Why did the scarecrow love corn jokes? Because they were corny.
I asked the corn for directions… it just husked me off.
Corn always knows what’s up — it’s all ears.
Don’t mess with corn in a debate, it always makes a strong point.

Short Corn Jokes for Adults Clean

Why was the corn invited to the party? Because it was a-maize-ing company.
Corn’s favorite exercise? The cob squat.
What’s a corn stalk’s favorite job? Being a field agent.
Corn never gets lonely — it’s always stalked.
Why was the baby corn confused? It couldn’t find its pop.
Corn loves good manners — it’s always ear-resistible.
What’s corn’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Why did the corn blush? Because it saw the farmer’s salad dressing.

Corn Jokes Dirty

Corny pickup line: “You butter believe I’m hot when I’m on top.”
Why don’t corncobs ever get dates? Because they’re too husky.
What did one ear of corn whisper to the other? “You make me feel all husked up.”
My corn’s like my love life — hot, buttered, and messy.
Why did the corn go to the bar? To get shucked.
Corn’s favorite position? On the cob.
Why was the corn naughty? It popped too early.
Corn in the bedroom is like popcorn in the theater — always better buttered.

Lewis Black Candy Corn Joke

🎤 You’re sweeter than anything Lewis Black ever ranted about.
🎤 I’d listen to Lewis Black yell about candy corn all day—if it meant I could sit next to you.
🎤 Candy corn may be hated, but loving you is universally accepted.
🎤 Even Lewis Black couldn’t be mad if he saw how cute we are.
🎤 I disagree with Lewis—candy corn is great, especially when I share it with you.
🎤 Lewis Black rants about candy corn. I rave about you.
🎤 If you were candy corn, I’d defend you to Lewis Black himself.
🎤 Even comedians can’t joke about how stunning you are.
🎤 Forget Lewis Black—I’m headlining tonight with my love for you.
🎤 My love is louder than a Lewis Black rant.
🎤 Lewis Black can hate candy corn, but I’m sweet on you forever.
🎤 You’re the joke that never gets old.
🎤 Lewis yells, I swoon—over you.
🎤 If love were candy corn, I’d hoard you despite the critics.
🎤 You’d make Lewis Black go soft—with one smile.