Get ready to mark your days with groans and giggles! 📅890+ Dad Joke Calendar is your year-round supply of eye-roll-worthy humor and wholesome punchlines that never get old.
From January’s pun-filled beginnings to December’s holiday zingers, this collection brings you the corniest, funniest, and most sharable dad jokes of 2025.
Perfect for starting your mornings with a smile, spicing up meetings, or becoming the family’s undisputed joke master — one day at a time!
2025 Dad Joke Calendar
- 😆 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up
- 🤓 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y
- 🚪 I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me
- 🦴 I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down
- 🍽️ Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
- 🐄 I used to be a banker but I lost interest
- 🦖 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field
- 📚 Want to hear a construction joke? I’m still working on it
- 🚿 I only know one joke about a shower, but it’s a little steamy
- 🥚 How do chickens stay in shape? Egg-cercise
- 🧀 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese
- 🐟 Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below “sea” level
- 🐝 What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzz cut
- 🧊 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me
- 🧹 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Daily Dad Joke Calendar
- ☀️ Every morning I bring my coffee to work—because it’s the daily grind
- 🕺 I danced like no one was watching… then got fired from security
- 🐍 Why did the snake get promoted? He was hiss-terical
- 🐾 My dog loves classic rock. His favorite band is the Beagles
- 🛠️ I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless
- 🍩 What’s a baker’s favorite joke? One that’s sprinkled with laughs
- 🌽 I told a joke about corn—it was a-maize-ing
- 🚲 I used to be a bicycle mechanic… then I got tired
- 🦷 Why did the dentist become a comedian? He had the right bite
- 🌲 What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer
- 🐦 I’d tell you a joke about birds, but it might fly over your head
- 🥜 What do you call a nut with a joke? A crack-up
- 🧽 I told my sponge a joke. It soaked it all in
- 📏 I made a ruler laugh. It had great measure
- 🧃 Why did the juice box go to therapy? It couldn’t contain itself
Bad Dad Joke Calendar
- 🐸 What do frogs wear on their feet? Open-toad sandals
- 🔧 I told my wrench a joke—it was a twist
- 🧀 How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese
- 🍦 I wanted to tell an ice cream joke, but it melted
- 🥬 What do you call a fake salad? A counter-feit
- 🛋️ I fell asleep on the couch—it was sofa-r so good
- 🧢 I bought a hat with a joke label—it was cap-tivating
- 🐌 I raced a snail. It shell-shocked me
- 🍕 What’s a pizza’s favorite joke? Anything with a slice of humor
- 🐘 I told a joke at the zoo. The elephant remembered
- 🐇 Why don’t rabbits tell jokes? They carrot all
- 🐥 Why was the chick so funny? It cracked everyone up
- 🧊 I was chilling with my freezer. We broke the ice
- 🐾 My cat told me a joke. It was hiss-terical
- 🕶️ Why did the sunglasses get grounded? Too shady
Bad Dad Joke Calendar 2025
- 🧂 I told a joke to my saltshaker. It got salty
- 🎈 Why don’t balloons tell jokes? They always blow it
- 🪑 Why did the chair giggle? Someone cracked it up
- 🕰️ What do clocks do when they’re bored? Tick you off
- 📀 I tried a CD joke—no one played along
- 🛢️ Why was the oil can laughing? It was well-lubricated
- 🎛️ I told a joke to my radio. It tuned me out
- 📌 My push pin told a sharp joke
- 🪀 I made a yo-yo laugh—it kept coming back for more
- 🧻 Toilet paper jokes? They always leave a trail
- 🔦 My flashlight had a bright sense of humor
- 🪟 Why did the window laugh? It saw something transparent
- 🧼 I gave my soap a funny line—it slipped
- 📤 What did the inbox say to the joke? “I’ll get back to you”
- 🧴 The lotion had a smooth punchline
Conclusion
A dad joke calendar is more than a novelty—it’s a daily invitation to smile. From the classic cringe.
Willow Creek Press gems, these jokes serve up laughs that brighten your entire year. If for yourself or a gift, it’s the perfect way to stay punny in 2025.
