If you spell it with an “e” or not, these legendary puns are back in style — and trendier than ever!
From TikTok trends to viral T-shirt slogans, dad humor is the comedic comeback we didn’t know we needed.
So buckle up for a cringe-laugh combo you’ll secretly enjoy.
Old Navy Dad Joke Shirt
🧢 I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
🧦 I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
👕 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
👖 My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
👓 I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down.
🎽 Dad joke loading… please wait.
🧢 I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
👕 I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
👖 I used to be indecisive, now I’m not sure.
🩳 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Zero Days Without a Dad Joke Shirt
🛑 0 days without a pun—breaking records again
🛑 Not a day goes by without a groan-worthy moment
🛑 Dad joke level: undefeated
🛑 Laughter: daily. Dignity: optional
🛑 Reset the counter—I did it again
🛑 Proud member of the “No Chill, All Pun” club
🛑 Can’t stop, won’t stop… punning
🛑 I said a pun about time—it was timely
🛑 Every day’s a pun day
🛑 Puns are my cardio
Dad Joke Shirt T-Shirts
👕 This shirt is a pun-derful masterpiece
👕 Ask me about my dad jokes—I’m wearing one
👕 Warning: May contain excessive puns
👕 This tee is 100% groan certified
👕 Pun and proud
👕 My sense of humor comes pre-shrunk
👕 Soft cotton, hard puns
👕 Style: Casual, Pun Level: Extreme
👕 All threads lead to puns
👕 One pun at a time—thanks, t-shirt
👕 Woven with wit and worn with pride
👕 Laundry instructions: Wash cold, pun hot
Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll
- 😂 I asked my dad if I could watch TV… he said, “Yeah, but don’t turn it on.”
- 🤣 Dad: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
- 🙈 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- 😉 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
- 😂 Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
- 🤣 Dad: “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.”
- 🙈 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- 😉 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll Funny
- 😂 I used to play piano by ear… now I use my hands.
- 🤣 Dad: “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
- 🙈 Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- 😉 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- 😂 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
- 🤣 I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
- 🙈 I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.
- 😉 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Embarrassing Dad Jokes
- 😂 Dad: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
- 🤣 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- 🙈 I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport… I’m just doing it for kicks.
- 😉 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- 😂 Dad: “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
- 🤣 What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
- 🙈 Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it caught a virus.
- 😉 I told my kids I wanted to be a comedian… but they laughed at me.
Days Without a Dad Joke Shirt
📅 We’ve gone 0 days without a dad joke—again
📅 Can’t even go one morning without a pun
📅 My humor is consistent—consistently cringey
📅 Proud record holder of “Most Daily Eye Rolls”
📅 Let the countdown restart
📅 Every day is Pun-day
📅 Laugh, reset, repeat
📅 Why go a day without laughter?
📅 One day I’ll stop… today is not that day
📅 This shirt resets itself
📅 Maintenance-free: Just pun daily
📅 I break silence with puns
📅 Even my calendar groans
Periodic Table Dad Joke Shirt
🔬 Periodically punny
🔬 The only thing stable around here is my bad chemistry puns
🔬 I tried bonding with my jokes—it got a reaction
🔬 I’m not just noble, I’m gassy too
🔬 Molecule-sized humor, atom-sized impact
🔬 Chemistry jokes? I’ve got solutions
🔬 This shirt is full of potential energy… for laughs
🔬 Hydrogen walks into a bar and says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The bartender says, “Are you positive?”
🔬 This shirt has mass appeal
🔬 I’m a rare earth dad
🔬 Pun particles activated
🔬 My jokes? They have a half-life of forever
Periodically Dad Joke Shirt
🧫 I periodically laugh at my own jokes
🧫 Timed to deliver maximum cringe
🧫 This shirt’s funniness comes in waves
🧫 My humor is cyclic, like the moon—or your tolerance
🧫 Recurring jokes = consistent fun
🧫 Puns reload automatically
🧫 I’m on a repeating pun cycle
🧫 Humor on schedule
🧫 You didn’t think I’d go a whole day without punning, did you?
🧫 Setting my pun alarm now
Conclusion
Dad joke shirts are more than just clothing—they’re a celebration of groan-worthy wit and lovable humor.
If you’re a pun-loving parent, a fan of science, or someone who just can’t resist a clever tee, there’s a shirt here to match your style.
Embrace the cringe, wear the joke, and reset that counter—because there’s always room for one more pun.
I’m the author of Jokesattack.com, where humor meets creativity! Bringing you nonstop laughter with the best jokes, memes, and funny moments every day.
