If you spell it with an “e” or not, these legendary puns are back in style — and trendier than ever!
From TikTok trends to viral T-shirt slogans, dad humor is the comedic comeback we didn’t know we needed.
So buckle up for a cringe-laugh combo you’ll secretly enjoy.
Old Navy Dad Joke Shirt
🧢 I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
🧦 I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
👕 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
👖 My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
👓 I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down.
🎽 Dad joke loading… please wait.
🧢 I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
👕 I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
👖 I used to be indecisive, now I’m not sure.
🩳 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Zero Days Without a Dad Joke Shirt
🛑 0 days without a pun—breaking records again
🛑 Not a day goes by without a groan-worthy moment
🛑 Dad joke level: undefeated
🛑 Laughter: daily. Dignity: optional
🛑 Reset the counter—I did it again
🛑 Proud member of the “No Chill, All Pun” club
🛑 Can’t stop, won’t stop… punning
🛑 I said a pun about time—it was timely
🛑 Every day’s a pun day
🛑 Puns are my cardio
Dad Joke Shirt T-Shirts
👕 This shirt is a pun-derful masterpiece
👕 Ask me about my dad jokes—I’m wearing one
👕 Warning: May contain excessive puns
👕 This tee is 100% groan certified
👕 Pun and proud
👕 My sense of humor comes pre-shrunk
👕 Soft cotton, hard puns
👕 Style: Casual, Pun Level: Extreme
👕 All threads lead to puns
👕 One pun at a time—thanks, t-shirt
👕 Woven with wit and worn with pride
👕 Laundry instructions: Wash cold, pun hot
Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll
- 😂 I asked my dad if I could watch TV… he said, “Yeah, but don’t turn it on.”
- 🤣 Dad: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
- 🙈 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- 😉 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
- 😂 Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
- 🤣 Dad: “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.”
- 🙈 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- 😉 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll Funny
- 😂 I used to play piano by ear… now I use my hands.
- 🤣 Dad: “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
- 🙈 Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- 😉 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- 😂 Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
- 🤣 I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
- 🙈 I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.
- 😉 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Embarrassing Dad Jokes
- 😂 Dad: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
- 🤣 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- 🙈 I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport… I’m just doing it for kicks.
- 😉 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- 😂 Dad: “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
- 🤣 What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
- 🙈 Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it caught a virus.
- 😉 I told my kids I wanted to be a comedian… but they laughed at me.
Days Without a Dad Joke Shirt
📅 We’ve gone 0 days without a dad joke—again
📅 Can’t even go one morning without a pun
📅 My humor is consistent—consistently cringey
📅 Proud record holder of “Most Daily Eye Rolls”
📅 Let the countdown restart
📅 Every day is Pun-day
📅 Laugh, reset, repeat
📅 Why go a day without laughter?
📅 One day I’ll stop… today is not that day
📅 This shirt resets itself
📅 Maintenance-free: Just pun daily
📅 I break silence with puns
📅 Even my calendar groans
Periodic Table Dad Joke Shirt
🔬 Periodically punny
🔬 The only thing stable around here is my bad chemistry puns
🔬 I tried bonding with my jokes—it got a reaction
🔬 I’m not just noble, I’m gassy too
🔬 Molecule-sized humor, atom-sized impact
🔬 Chemistry jokes? I’ve got solutions
🔬 This shirt is full of potential energy… for laughs
🔬 Hydrogen walks into a bar and says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The bartender says, “Are you positive?”
🔬 This shirt has mass appeal
🔬 I’m a rare earth dad
🔬 Pun particles activated
🔬 My jokes? They have a half-life of forever
Periodically Dad Joke Shirt
🧫 I periodically laugh at my own jokes
🧫 Timed to deliver maximum cringe
🧫 This shirt’s funniness comes in waves
🧫 My humor is cyclic, like the moon—or your tolerance
🧫 Recurring jokes = consistent fun
🧫 Puns reload automatically
🧫 I’m on a repeating pun cycle
🧫 Humor on schedule
🧫 You didn’t think I’d go a whole day without punning, did you?
🧫 Setting my pun alarm now
Conclusion
Dad joke shirts are more than just clothing—they’re a celebration of groan-worthy wit and lovable humor.
If you’re a pun-loving parent, a fan of science, or someone who just can’t resist a clever tee, there’s a shirt here to match your style.
Embrace the cringe, wear the joke, and reset that counter—because there’s always room for one more pun.
