From hopping hilarity to bunny-approved punchlines, these 759+ Easter jokes for kids are egg-xactly what you need!
If you’re a parent, teacher, or just love making little ones laugh, these clean and funny jokes will crack everyone up—without cracking any eggs.
😄 Funny Easter Joke for Kids
- 🥚 Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken
- 🐰 What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
- 🥕 Why did the carrot get an award? It was outstanding in its field
- 🐣 Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up
- 🧺 Why did the Easter basket go to school? To get a little egg-ucation
- 🐇 What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop
- 🍫 Why was the Easter Bunny so happy? Because he had a hoppy life
- 🥚 What do you call an egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial
- 🐤 Why was the baby chick so good at basketball? It had the best peep-formance
- 🐇 What happens when you tell a joke to an Easter Bunny? It hops with laughter
- 🥕 Why did the bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had the day off
- 🐣 How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Eggs-ercise
- 🐰 Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning
- 🐇 What do you call a bunny who can play the piano? A pianist bunny
- 🧁 Why did the cupcake go to the Easter party? To get frosted
🐰 Easter Bunny Jokes for Adults
- 🍷 Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny ever get stressed? He knows how to hop it off
- 🐇 What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite wine? Pinot egg-rigio
- 💼 Why did the bunny get fired? He kept hopping out of meetings
- 🥚 What do you call a lazy Easter Bunny? An egg-norer
- 🛏️ What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hopscotch and chill
- 🧠 Why do bunnies never make good employees? Too hare-brained
- 💃 How do bunnies flirt? They give you the hop-eyes
- 🐇 Why did the Easter Bunny join a gym? He needed a hop-grade
- 🥃 What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite cocktail? Bunny Mary
- 🐰 How do bunnies keep their relationships alive? They never hop out on love
- 📅 Why do adult bunnies love Easter? It’s a hopping excuse for brunch
- 🛋️ What do adult bunnies do on Sunday? Netflix and hop
- 🥚 Why did the Easter Bunny become a life coach? He had eggs-perience
- 🐇 How do you know the bunny is single? Too many eggs in one basket
- 📱 What did the bunny text his crush? You make me hoppy
😂 Easter Jokes One-Liners for Adults
- 🐇 Bunnies do it better
- 🥂 Hoppy hour starts now
- 🐰 Keep calm and hop on
- 🥚 I’m too egg-cited to function
- 🐇 Adulting is just hiding your eggs better
- 🍳 Don’t egg-nore your feelings
- 🐰 Hoppened again – I overate
- 🛒 Hopped into Target for one thing, left with a full cart
- 🐇 Just a grown-up peep
- 🥚 Eggs-cuse me, I’m fabulous
- 🐣 Feeling egg-hausted
- 🍸 Let’s get egg-static tonight
- 🐰 Brunch so hard, Easter edition
- 🥚 Yolk’s on you
- 🐇 I’m too hop to handle
🤣 Easter Jokes Funny
- 🐰 Why don’t you ever iron four-leaf clovers? You don’t want to press your luck
- 🥚 How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so nice? Hare spray
- 🐇 What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard
- 🐣 What kind of stories do Easter eggs tell? Yolk-tales
- 🧠 Why was the egg so smart? It had egg-cellent grades
- 🐰 How do you know the Easter Bunny is a good friend? He always hops by to say hi
- 🥕 Why did the Easter Bunny wear a hat? He had bad hare day
- 🐇 What’s a bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop
- 🥚 Why was the Easter egg embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing
- 🐣 What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker
- 🐇 Why did the bunny break up with his girlfriend? Too many bad hare days
- 🥕 What do bunnies say to their crush? You make me carrot away
- 🍫 Why was the chocolate bunny hollow? He was full of himself
- 🐰 What do you call a rich bunny? A millionhare
- 🧺 What’s an Easter egg’s favorite kind of joke? One with a good shell-fie
Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids
- Why don’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare-brush.
- Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
- What kind of books does the Easter Bunny read? Ones with hoppy endings.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids 10–11
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel around the world? By hare-plane.
- Why don’t Easter eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The Bunny Hop.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Egg-xercise!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of jewelry? 14 carrot gold.
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.
Best Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids
- What happened when the Easter Bunny got locked out of his house? He had to use a chocolate key!
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An Egg-straterrestrial.
- Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket? He was caught egg-speeding.
- What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? Egg-citing ones.
- Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so good at making deliveries? Because he was egg-stra fast!
🐣 Short Easter Jokes for Adults
- 🐇 Hare we go again
- 🥚 Don’t egg me on
- 🐰 You’re egg-sactly right
- 🐇 Hop vibes only
- 🍷 Egg-cuse me, I’m drinking
- 🥕 Carrot on, adult bunnies
- 🐣 Peep me later
- 🍫 Choco-late again
- 🧺 Brunch bunny squad
- 🐇 Got my hop together
- 🥚 I’m too over-easy for this
- 🐰 Yolk’s on you
- 🐇 Bunny got jokes
- 🍳 Sunny side hoppy
- 🐣 Cracked but cute
Conclusion
Easter is more than just egg hunts and candy—it’s a chance to share laughter with everyone from kids to grown-ups.
These Easter jokes and puns are sure to bring smiles to your holiday, If you’re at home, at school, or out with family.
From one-liners to bunny banter, you’ve got a full basket of humor to hop into!
