If it’s your crush, your girlfriend, or your bestie, these 272+ funny jokes to tell a girl are guaranteed to break the ice and boost your charm level.
From clever puns to cute one-liners, this list is your secret weapon for turning giggles into major interest — because humor? That’s hot. 🔥
Jokes to Tell a Girl Over Text
- 📱 Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
- 📱 I was going to text you a joke about construction… but I’m still working on it.
- 📱 Do you believe in love at first text or should I message again?
- 📱 You must be a magician, because whenever I look at my phone, you appear.
- 📱 Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- 📱 I’d tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
- 📱 You must be my favorite notification.
- 📱 Why did the phone get glasses? To improve its site.
- 📱 If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- 📱 You autocorrect my bad days into good ones.
- 📱 Are we in a group chat? Because I feel like we have chemistry.
- 📱 You must be a screenshot, because I want to save this moment forever.
- 📱 I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
- 📱 Your smile just turned my Airplane Mode off.
- 📱 You text better than my dreams.
Romantic Jokes to Tell a Girl to Make Her Laugh
- 💘 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- 💘 You must be a campfire, because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- 💘 Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- 💘 If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- 💘 Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- 💘 Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
- 💘 My love for you is like pi—irrational and never-ending.
- 💘 If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d have a garden.
- 💘 Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- 💘 Your love must be Wi-Fi, because I’m feeling the signal strong.
- 💘 I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- 💘 You must be a poem, because you rhyme with my heart.
- 💘 Your eyes are like the ocean—I could get lost in them.
- 💘 I must be snow, because I’ve fallen for you.
- 💘 I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance.
Cute Jokes to Tell a Girl
- 🐱 Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.
- 🧁 You must be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
- 🍩 You must be a donut, because you make life sweeter.
- 🐰 Are you a bunny? Because you’ve hopped into my heart.
- 🐶 You’re paws-itively amazing.
- 🐻 You must be a teddy bear, because I want to cuddle you.
- 🦄 Are you a unicorn? Because you’re one of a kind.
- 🌸 You make my heart bloom like spring.
- 🍯 You’re the honey in my tea.
- 🍕 Are you pizza? Because I want a piece of you.
- 🍒 You’re the cherry on top of my day.
- 🐣 Are you a chick? Because you crack me up.
- 🌈 You brighten my world like a rainbow.
- 🍓 You must be a strawberry, because you’re berry sweet.
100 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
- 🧠 I told my friend 10 jokes to make them laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
- 🧠 Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- 🧠 I asked the gym if they could teach me to do splits. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it Tuesday.”
- 🧠 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- 🧠 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- 🧠 Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
- 🧠 I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
- 🧠 I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- 🧠 Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.
- 🧠 I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
- 🧠 I’m friends with all electricians—I know how to conduct myself.
- 🧠 I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
- 🧠 The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
- 🧠 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- 🧠 Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
Flirty Jokes to Make Her Laugh
- 💋 Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
- 💋 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- 💋 Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- 💋 Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- 💋 If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- 💋 Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
- 💋 Are you my phone? Because I can’t stop checking on you.
- 💋 If beauty were a crime, you’d be doing life.
- 💋 Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- 💋 I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- 💋 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- 💋 Can I follow you home? Because my heart just took the wrong turn.
- 💋 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- 💋 Are you cake? Because I want a slice of you.
- 💋 You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
Seriously Funny Jokes
- 🧠 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.
- 🧠 I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- 🧠 My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
- 🧠 I bought shoes from a drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
- 🧠 I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she hugged me.
- 🧠 I called my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
- 🧠 I used to be addicted to soap… but I’m clean now.
- 🧠 I told my friend I was cold, and they told me to stand in the corner—it’s 90 degrees.
- 🧠 I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- 🧠 I put my grandma on speed dial. I call it Instagram.
- 🧠 Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems.
- 🧠 I tried to catch fog yesterday… Mist.
- 🧠 I wrote a song about a tortilla… actually, it’s more of a wrap.
- 🧠 Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- 🧠 I ordered a chicken and an egg online… I’ll let you know which comes first.
Funny Things to Say to a Girl Over Text
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your DMs.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I tried to send you something cute… but the mirror wouldn’t fit in my phone.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
- Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- My phone must be broken… because your name is the only contact that makes it light up.
Funny Things to Say to a Girl
- Just a warning: I’m sending you 99% of my battery life’s energy… the rest is for memes.
- If being cute was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- I was going to send you a joke, but then I realized—you’re already the funniest part of my day.
- Can I borrow a smile? I promise I’ll give it back with interest.
- My mom said I should follow my dreams… so here I am, texting you.
- I must be a snowman, because you just made my heart melt on WhatsApp.
- If you were an app, you’d be my favorite notification.
- Be careful, my typing speed increases when you reply fast—it’s a sign of true love.
Romantic Jokes to Tell a Girl to Make
- Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everything else disappears.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I must be a beaver, because daaaaam you’re fine.
- Are you a time traveler? Because every moment with you feels timeless.
- You must be tired—because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- I’m not an organ donor, but you already stole my heart.
- If beauty were a crime, you’d be on the FBI’s most wanted list.
- I must be dreaming, because reality with you feels unreal.
Knock-Knock Joke
- 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🍌 Banana.
🗣 Banana who?
🍌 Knock knock… (repeat)
🗣 Who’s there?
🍌 Orange.
🗣 Orange who?
🍊 Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🧀 Cheese.
🗣 Cheese who?
🧀 Cheese a funny girl! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🐔 Chicken.
🗣 Chicken who?
🐔 Chicken your texts because I miss you! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
💋 Kiss.
🗣 Kiss who?
💋 Kiss me, silly! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🍦 Ice cream.
🗣 Ice cream who?
🍦 Ice cream every time I see you! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🧼 Soap.
🗣 Soap who?
🧼 Soap-prise! It’s me! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🎩 Howard.
🗣 Howard who?
🎩 Howard you like a kiss right now? - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🐄 Cow says.
🗣 Cow says who?
🐄 Cow says moooo! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🚗 Beep.
🗣 Beep who?
🚗 Beep my heart, you’re cute! - 🚪 Knock knock
🗣 Who’s there?
🍉 Melon.
🗣 Melon who?
🍉 Melon you make me smile!
Conclusion
Making a girl laugh is one of the sweetest ways to connect and brighten her day.
If you’re texting, flirting, or just trying to make her smile, these puns and jokes offer a fun and light-hearted way to show you care.
From knock-knock to cute and flirty jokes, keep this list handy and let your humor shine. Remember—confidence and timing are key!
I’m the author of Jokesattack.com, where humor meets creativity! Bringing you nonstop laughter with the best jokes, memes, and funny moments every day.
