1016+Good Morning Joke

Start your day with a smile and maybe a snort-laugh! ☀️😂 1016+ Good Morning Jokes brings you the funniest, quirkiest, and most shareable humor to kick off your mornings in 2025.

From pun-packed one-liners to coffee-fueled giggles, this massive collection is perfect for texting friends, lightening up the office, or making breakfast conversations way more entertaining.

If you’re a morning person or a “don’t talk to me before coffee” type, these jokes will wake up your sense of humor instantly.

Funny Good Morning Joke 😂

🍳 I’m eggs-tremely ready for the day… just kidding, put me back in bed.
🐔 Why did the rooster avoid mornings? He found them too cluckin’ early!
☕ Morning people are a joke. Especially when they try to talk before coffee.
🌞 My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock wants to break us up.
🕘 Rise and whine, it’s daylight crime!
🥱 If yawning burned calories, I’d be a model by now.
🌄 Mornings are like math… I don’t get them and they make me cry.
🧠 My brain’s still booting. Please try again after 10 a.m.
🛌 Can I get a refund on this day? It started too early.
🐌 I get up slow… like a motivational snail.
🐶 Every morning I wake up and smile. Then I remember I have responsibilities.
🎭 I put the “pro” in “procrastination” every morning.
🦥 Morning motivation? More like morning maybe-later.
😵‍💫 I’m not a morning person. I’m barely a person in the morning.

Good Morning Joke Meme 📸

😴 Picture of a bed with caption: “Relationship status: In a committed snooze.”
☕ Cat holding coffee: “I haven’t had my brew-ality check yet.”
📅 Monday morning meme: “Survived the weekend, barely survived the alarm.”
🐓 Rooster yelling: “Wake up, it’s sarcasm o’clock!”
😵‍💫 Zombie face: “Before coffee, I’m basically undead.”
🌞 Sun with evil grin: “Good morning! Now suffer.”
🐢 Slow turtle with blanket: “I’m fast asleep. Emphasis on asleep.”
📱 Text from brain: “You forgot something embarrassing from 10 years ago. Good morning!”
🐼 Panda with droopy eyes: “Mood: Permanent nap mode.”
📚 Book titled “Mornings: A Tragedy”
🎤 Alarm clock screaming: “RISEEEE AND WHINNEEEE”
📷 Mug shot with coffee cup: “Caught without caffeine.”
🧃 Juice box hiding behind coffee: “Me trying to help with energy.”
🧘 Someone meditating: “Centering my rage at being awake.”
💤 Snail with tiny suitcase: “Leaving bed like…”

A Good Morning Joke 🌅

🐓 What did one alarm say to the other? Let’s ring and ruin someone’s life!
🍞 I loaf mornings… they’re toastally unnecessary.
🕰️ I rise, but I definitely don’t shine.
😵 How does a vampire say good morning? “Bloody tired, aren’t we?”
☕ Coffee: Because adulting starts now.
🐌 Why rush? The sun isn’t even up emotionally.
🛌 I’m not awake. I’m just horizontal in spirit.
🧠 Brain: booting… Error 404: Motivation not found.
🧦 My morning routine? Lose a sock and my will to live.
🌞 Morning: the universe’s daily reminder that naps are life.
🐸 Good morning! Hop to it… or just hop back to bed.
🥴 I wake up, therefore I groan.
🐝 Let’s make today buzz-worthy… or at least bearable.
🧃 Orange you glad it’s morning? No? Me neither.
🥱 Morning checklist: wake up, regret it, repeat.

Good Morning Joke Gif 🎬

🐢 Gif of a turtle crawling out of bed with the caption “Monday mood”
😴 Animated sloth slowly drinking coffee saying “Don’t rush me”
☕ Coffee cup jumping with joy while person stays in bed
🐓 Chicken screaming “GOOD MORNINGGGG!!!” as people cover their ears
🛌 Bed hugging a person as they try to leave
🧠 Gif of Windows 98 loading bar: “Brain starting up… please wait”
😵 Animated eyes opening dramatically with “Is this reality?”
🧘 Person meditating, then falling asleep mid-breath
🤯 Coffee pot labeled “life support”
🐶 Puppy dragging blanket back to bed
🥴 Gif of someone waking up then immediately lying back down
🚿 Shower water freezing cold: “Morning surprise”
📚 Stack of alarm clocks falling over
🍳 Frying pan flipping egg that lands on the floor: “Mornings be like…”

Dirty Good Morning Jokes 🌞

Good morning! Want breakfast… or should we skip straight to dessert?
I like my mornings like my coffee—hot, steamy, and in bed with you.
Good morning! You’re the reason my alarm clock gets jealous.
Rise and shine—because last night wasn’t enough exercise.
Morning sunshine, let’s make the bed… messy again.
I woke up early today… just to wake you up the dirty way.
Good morning! Let’s “espresso” some love under the sheets.
Mornings are better when we start with a “horizontal workout.”

Dirty Good Morning Jokes for Girlfriend ❤️

Good morning babe, hope your day is as amazing as your bed hair last night.
Wake up, princess—your prince is ready for round two.
Good morning love… wanna skip coffee and just sip on me? 😉
Hey babe, I hope your morning is as bright as your smile (and your texts from last night).
Rise and shine, I made you breakfast… in boxers only.
Good morning, you’re the only alarm clock I’ll never snooze.
Babe, the sun isn’t the only thing that’s rising this morning. 🌞
Wake up sleepyhead, the bed misses our “good morning meeting.”

Good Morning Jokes for Kids 🌞

Why did the boy bring a ladder to breakfast? Because he wanted high-fiber cereal!
What’s a pirate’s favorite way to say good morning? “Ahoy there!”
Why was the sun always so bright in the morning? Because it wanted to show off its rays!
What do cows say when the sun comes up? “Moo-rning!”
Why did the math book wake up grumpy? Because it had too many problems.
What’s the best way to greet a sleepy cat? “Purr-fect morning!”
Why did the banana go to school in the morning? Because it wanted to split knowledge.
What did one egg say to the other at breakfast? “Good egg-morning!”

Good Morning Joke for Her 💕

🌸 You must be the sunrise, because my world gets brighter when I see you!
☕ Are you coffee? Because I can’t start my day without you.
🌼 Good morning! Just here to remind you that even the sun gets jealous of your glow.
🥐 Morning, beautiful! You’re the croissant to my chaotic coffee.
🌞 The sun rises, but you outshine it every time.
💖 I dreamt of you all night, and now I’m smiling all day.
🍓 You’re the sweetest part of my morning routine.
🛏️ Wake up, sleepyhead! The world misses your sparkle.
🧸 Morning hugs from afar—sent with all my lazy love.
🎶 You’re the music to my morning alarm. And much less annoying!
💌 Just a quick morning note: I heart you more than caffeine.
🐝 Bee-lieve me, mornings are better with you.
🥱 Good morning! You + coffee = perfect combo.
🌹 You rose before the sun? Wow. That’s beauty AND discipline.
🍳 Let’s scramble through the day… together!