Ever miss someone so much… you had to laugh about it? Or miss a text, a call, a shot — and just had to turn it into a joke? You’re in the right place. 🤭
We’ve rounded up over 1600 “miss” jokes on the internet — from clever puns and classic one-liners to those epic “missed-it-by-that-much” fails.
If you’re dealing with a Miss Understanding, laughing at Miss Takes, or just missing your ex and pretending it’s fine (💔😅), these jokes will keep your spirits high and your group chats lit.
miss joke mha

- 😂 Are you a hero? Because every time you smile, my heart skips a panel
- 🤪 You make my heart go Plus Ultra
- 😏 Is your name Miss Joke, or are you just naturally funny and fine?
- 🥹 You crack me up harder than a League of Villains plot
- 😍 They call you Miss Joke, but you’re no joke to me
- 🧡 I must be a villain, ‘cause I’m falling for the hero of humor
- 🔥 Is it hot in here, or did your quirk just activate?
- 🌈 You light up the U.A. halls with more color than Present Mic
- 🎤 I’d shout it from the rooftops—Miss Joke stole my heart
- 🥲 You don’t need a punchline—you already knocked me out
- 💥 Your laugh has more power than Bakugo’s explosions
- 🌟 I thought All Might was the symbol of peace, but your smile says otherwise
- 💘 Wanna patrol the streets of my heart together?
- 😳 Your jokes aren’t the only thing landing hard—my feelings did too
miss joke xxx

- 🔥 You’re the reason hero costumes should come with warning signs
- 🛏️ Wanna test how powerful your quirk is in private?
- 🖤 Call me a villain, ‘cause I’ve got evil thoughts about you
- 👀 I’d risk detention for a night with you
- 🍑 That laugh isn’t the only thing bouncing
- 😵💫 You leave me breathless—in more ways than one
- 🍒 Let’s skip the plot and go straight to the fan service
- 💋 One kiss from you and I’d surrender
- 🚨 Your beauty should be illegal under hero law
- 🧨 More explosive than Bakugo—especially behind closed doors
- 🎬 Let’s make a scene they’d have to censor
- 🫦 I heard Miss Joke has stamina—let’s test that
- 🛑 Stop me if I’m being naughty… or don’t
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boku no hero academia miss joke

- 🎓 You’re top of the class when it comes to stealing hearts
- 🧪 My quirk must be chemistry—because we’ve got some serious reaction going on
- 🕵️♂️ You make me wanna investigate love
- 🗯️ You make me feel like I’m in a shoujo manga
- 🧠 Is it mind control or just your gorgeous laugh affecting me?
- 🎒 I’d carry your books if it meant I could walk with you
- 💥 You pack more punch than All Might
- 🪶 Lighter than air when you smile at me
- 🧲 Your energy pulls me in like gravity
- 🔮 The future is clear: you and me
- 🎮 You’re my final boss—too hot to handle
- 🧊 Cooler than Todoroki’s right side
- 🦸♀️ You don’t need power—your charm is your strongest weapon
- 🎡 I’d ride every emotional arc just to end up with you
- 🥇 Hero rankings just updated—you’re #1 in my heart
miss joke my hero academia

- 😃 Laughter may be your quirk, but love is mine
- 🥵 I’d face Nomu just to make you laugh
- 👓 I see why Eraser Head tolerates you—you’re irresistible
- 💌 I’d pass any exam if the prize was a date with you
- 🕒 Even in filler episodes, I’d wait for you
- 🎨 You color the world better than any artist
- 🧗♂️ Climbing the hero ladder just to reach your heart
- 🍱 Bento for two—my treat, hero
- 🦉 Wise as an owl, funny as a jester, cute as hell
- 🌒 You shine brighter than Midnight’s outfit
- 📖 I’d rewrite canon just to be your love interest
- 🪖 Take cover—my feelings are under attack
- 💻 Let’s stream our story together
- 🪄 You’ve got the magic of a thousand quirks
- 🛩️ My heart takes flight when you’re near
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miss joke academia

- 🏫 U.A. needs to offer a class on loving you
- 📘 Your smile’s on the curriculum of my dreams
- 🏆 You’re the MVP of hero society and my heart
- 🕶️ Class is in session—and you’re the only teacher I want
- 🗣️ Public speaking’s easy if I’m talking about how amazing you are
- 🧮 Let’s do the math—me + you = greatness
- 📐 You’re a perfect angle
- 💼 You work the hero business like a model
- 🪙 You’re a priceless relic in the museum of my heart
- 🧳 Let’s take a school trip—to my feelings
- 🛠️ You’ve engineered a smile that repairs hearts
- 💡 You lit up my mind like Kaminari’s volts
- 🏫 If loving you was homework, I’d never skip a day
- 🖼️ A living masterpiece of the MHA universe
- 📓 My hero notes are full of your name
😅 Miss Jokes

- I miss my ex so much… my aim is getting better every day.
- I told my crush I miss them — they said, “Good, keep missing.”
- I miss sleep the way adults miss summer vacation.
- I miss my gym… mostly the snacks afterward.
- I miss the days when “low battery” was my only problem.
- I miss being a kid — bills didn’t exist back then.
- I miss my bed like it’s a long-distance relationship.
- I told my boss I miss work — I meant I missed it by sleeping in.
😂 Miss Joke Meme

- When she says “I miss you,” and you reply “new phone, who dis?”
- I miss you like Windows misses Clippy.
- Me: I miss you.
Them: Miss me with that drama. - I told my mirror I miss it — it said, “You’ve changed.”
- I miss the gym so much, even my couch feels judged.
- Miss me? The Wi-Fi did.
- When your crush says, “I miss us,” but there was no “us.”
- Miss me? No worries, I’ll be right here being unmissable.
🤣 Mis Joke

- My spelling is so bad, I once wrote “mis steak” — now it’s a running joke.
- I told my teacher I made a “mis take.” She said, “Clearly.”
- Every “mis understanding” I’ve had could fill a book of apologies.
- I made a “mis judgment” — trusting my alarm clock.
- My GPS said “mis direction” and I felt personally attacked.
- I told my boss my lateness was a “mis communication.”
- My life’s just one long “mis adventure.”
- I didn’t fail, it was just a “mis calculation.”
😆 Joke Miss

- She tried to tell a joke but missed the punchline completely.
- That joke missed harder than my Wi-Fi signal on a Zoom call.
- My timing’s so bad, I miss the joke even when I tell it.
- I laughed five minutes late — I miss jokes in real-time.
- That joke flew over my head and kept going.
- Missed the joke? Don’t worry, there’s always next meme.
- My friend told a joke so bad, even silence missed the point.
- I miss jokes like autocorrect misses context.
👩🏫 Ms. Joke

- Ms. Joke said the only thing funny about my essay was the grammar.
- Ms. Joke always grades on a curve — the comedy curve.
- Ms. Joke walks into class like a stand-up comic with a syllabus.
- Ms. Joke told us to study hard — laughter is optional.
- If Ms. Joke had a superpower, it’d be making awkward silences educational.
- Ms. Joke doesn’t give detention; she gives puns.
- Ms. Joke said, “You can’t fail humor,” and I still managed.
- Every test Ms. Joke gives starts with “Knock, knock.”
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- 🚫 Are you NSFW? Because my mind just went there
- 🎭 Behind the laugh is a whole fantasy
- 🛏️ I think you need a new scene partner—pick me
- 🎨 You belong in more than just fan art
- 😈 Your voice alone is worthy of its own video
- 🧴 You’ve got fans… and I’m one with extra imagination
- 🔥 You bring the heat to every frame
- 🧣 Can’t cover up how hot you are
- 🖤 You’re the queen of curves and comedy
- 🫣 I blushed just thinking of your last episode
- 🎞️ You’re not safe for work—but perfect for dreams
- 💢 You triggered more thirst than a beach episode
- 😜 I downloaded feelings… and some other stuff
- 🧷 I can’t tie down my desire for you
miss joke name

- 🗯️ Is your name Miss Joke, or Miss Perfection?
- 📛 Your name belongs in every fan’s heart
- 🪪 Even your ID tag is adorable
- 🥇 You’re #1 in name, charm, and quirk
- 🎯 If love had a target, it’d spell your name
- 🧾 I’ll write your name on every page of my notebook
- 🔠 J-O-K-E stands for Just One Kiss Everyday
- 📢 Say your name, and I’ll smile every time
- 🧣 Wrapped in a name that fits you perfectly
- 🧼 Your name’s cleaner than any villain’s record
- 🌹 A rose by any other name still makes me blush
- ✍️ You autograph my heart with every glance
- 🪄 Your name’s got spell power—it’s working
- 💭 Dreaming of your name on my phone screen
- 📣 I scream your name louder than Present Mic
midnight x miss joke

- 🌒 Midnight may be alluring, but you’re my favorite fantasy
- 🥀 Beauty and laughter—deadly combo
- 💥 Together, you two are unstoppable—and irresistible
- 🖤 Leather and jokes? Sign me up
- 🫦 I wouldn’t survive a minute between you two—but I’d die happy
- 🧷 Heroes by day, heartbreakers by night
- 🛏️ The duo that keeps me awake at night
- 🎤 You joke, she whispers—I melt
- 🌪️ A storm of charm, humor, and danger
- 💌 My heart’s big enough for both of you
- 🔮 You two must be alternate universe soulmates
- 🛡️ I surrender to your powers—both of you
- 🥵 Too hot for hero training
- 🎬 You need your own spinoff—romance edition
- 🫣 I can’t pick—so I choose both
Conclusion
Miss Joke isn’t just a background character—she’s a scene-stealer with a heart full of humor and style that turns heads.These flirty, funny, and sometimes spicy quips are perfect for every MHA fan ready to laugh or love.
So go Plus Ultra and share these lines with fellow fans who appreciate Miss Joke’s unique charm!

I’m the author behind Jokesattack.com, where I share the funniest jokes, puns, and memes to make your day brighter with laughter. 😄🎉