Your way through the workday with 578+ office jokes that perfectly capture the chaos of cubicles, coffee shortages, and that one coworker who always “replies all.”
If you’re on a Zoom call or stuck in traffic on your way to work, these jokes will make even your boss crack a smile. Let’s turn workplace stress into workplace laughs!
Funny Office Joke
- 😂 I named my printer Bob Marley—it’s always jammin’
- 🕒 Time flies when you’re avoiding work
- 🪞 My work mirror says “You tried” every morning
- 🏆 My team motto: “We aim low and still miss”
- 🤖 If sarcasm were a language, my office would be fluent
- 🧃 My water bottle has seen more drama than my inbox
- 🕶️ Outlook crashed again—guess I’m going off the grid
- 🪙 I bet my boss flips a coin to make decisions
- 🔒 My brain has password fatigue
- 🔄 “Let’s circle back” is office speak for “I have no idea either”
- 💔 HR said no to my idea of pajama Fridays
- 🛋️ My office chair reclines more than my motivation
- 📦 Every email marked “urgent” gets a two-day delay
- 🧃 I drink coffee like it’s a meeting requirement
- 🗓️ Meetings about meetings should be illegal
Shoah Foundation The Office Joke
- 🧑🏫 I told my boss I watched The Office for research—he said “As long as it’s the Shoah Foundation”
- 🕵️ I tried to be as serious as the Shoah Foundation during a prank—HR didn’t laugh
- 🧠 Dwight would’ve turned Shoah’s archive into a spreadsheet
- 📚 Michael Scott quoting the Shoah Foundation? Imagine the chaos
- 🎬 My history report said “based on Shoah interviews”—boss thought it was The Office bloopers
- 🤓 Kevin confused Shoah with Shrek. Classic
- 📼 I told Pam I’d found Shoah footage. It was a prank DVD labeled Dunder Mifflin: Origins
- 🧾 Michael: “Shoah? Sounds like a new paper supplier”
- 🕯️ Dwight would’ve used Shoah as a code name for a secret mission
- 🧑💼 Angela would respect Shoah’s seriousness… until Creed showed up
- 🖨️ Creed: “I knew Spielberg. I was in the Shoah project”
- 📊 Jim: “We’re doing empathy training. I brought the Shoah archives.”
- 🎭 Toby tried showing Shoah. Michael screamed “BORING!” and ran
- 🖍️ Stanley fell asleep during the Shoah session—snored empathy
- 🏢 The Office tried to support Shoah. Ended in a fire drill
John Krasinski Sexiest Man Alive Office Joke
- 🧔 Jim’s smirk made him the Sexiest Man Alive—sorry, paper
- 😘 Pam voted 100 times for John Krasinski
- 💪 Jim lifts more hearts than weights
- 🧼 Clean-shaven Jim = office swoon fest
- 📺 “Sexiest Man Alive?” That’s called being Jim on The Office
- 🕶️ Krasinski’s stare breaks fax machines
- 🧃 John made water cooler chats steamy
- 🥸 Kevin: “If Krasinski is sexy, I’m a calendar model”
- 💬 Jim’s flirt game: undefeated
- 🧠 Intelligence + paper sales = hot
- 🕺 Jim danced into hearts—and award titles
- 🧑🎤 John’s prank game? Sexiest part
- 🥂 He even made staplers in Jell-O look romantic
- 😍 That slow blink deserves a crown
- 🛋️ John could sell paper with a wink
Friday Office Joke
- 🎉 It’s Fri-nally happening!
- 🕺 My emails on Friday? One-word answers
- 🛏️ Friday’s productivity: Powered by dreams of naps
- ☕ I drink Friday coffee like it’s victory juice
- 📦 I file everything under “Deal with Monday”
- 🧹 Cleaning desk = pretending to work
- 📞 Ignoring calls = Friday protocol
- 🧘♂️ My inner peace awakens only on Fridays
- 🕕 I mentally clock out at 4
- 🚪 Friday is my favorite exit strategy
- 🍕 Office lunch hits different on Friday
- 🪙 Payday + Friday = peak motivation
- 📆 Friday is a holiday disguised as a weekday
- 🧃 Water cooler gossip peaks on Friday
- 📤 Inbox zero? Just don’t open it
Best Office Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
- Why don’t we ever tell secrets in the office? Because the walls have ears.
- I told my boss I need a raise because I’m worth more. He said, “That’s why we hired you cheap.”
- What’s an office worker’s favorite exercise? Running late.
- Why don’t accountants ever get sunburned? They’ve got too many spreadsheets.
- The photocopier and I have something in common—we both jam under pressure.
- Why did the employee eat his memo? Because his boss said it was food for thought.
Top Best Office Pranks
- Put a sticky note under a coworker’s mouse sensor—instant confusion.
- Replace someone’s desktop wallpaper with a screenshot of their cluttered desktop.
- Fill a drawer with balloons so it pops open with surprise.
- Cover a coworker’s desk with sticky notes—everywhere!
- Flip the keyboard keys around for some typing chaos.
- Wrap someone’s chair in cling film—bonus points if they don’t notice immediately.
- Change autocorrect to replace common words with something silly like “unicorn.”
- Put googly eyes on everything in the fridge—suddenly lunch is judging you.
Best Office Jokes One-Liners
- “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
- “Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I lose my stapler.”
- “I love deadlines… I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
- “I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.”
- “Work hard today… so you can hardly work tomorrow.”
- “My job is secure. No one else wants it.”
- “I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
Post Office Joke
- 📬 I mailed in my resignation—no stamp needed
- 📦 The post office is where my patience goes to die
- 📨 Mail’s faster than our internet
- 🖊️ I once addressed a letter to “Next Promotion”
- 🕰️ Post office lines build character
- 🐌 Our mailroom is faster than my Wi-Fi
- 📮 My inbox is a post office on strike
- 📤 Every outbox has dreams
- 📪 My letter to the boss: “Send help”
- 💌 I mailed my complaints… to myself
- 📬 The only time I’m excited is package day
- 🧾 My paycheck got lost in “the mail”
- 🐦 Even carrier pigeons are faster
- 📩 I treat my inbox like a post office—ignore it
- 📬 Snail mail? More like turtle mail
Conclusion
If you’re trying to lighten the mood in a meeting or make your coworkers giggle during a long Friday, office jokes bring much-needed relief to our daily routines.
From the absurd antics of The Office to real-life workplace quirks, humor connects us all. So go ahead—print one of these on the break room board or drop one into Slack.
