Ready to evolve your sense of humor? 🎉 If you’re a lifelong Pokémon Trainer or just love Pikachu memes, these 400+ Pokémon jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh harder than Team Rocket blasting off again!
From classic one-liners to clever puns about your favorite Pokémon like Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Jigglypuff, this collection is a Pokédex full of laughs.
Perfect for sharing on social media, using in group chats, or just brightening your day like a sunny Castform. Dive in and catch the funniest Pokémon jokes in the wild!
Tell Me a Pokemon Joke
- 😂 Why did Pikachu get in trouble at school It kept shocking the class
- 😂 Why don’t you take a Snorlax to a buffet Because it never leaves
- 😂 What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers Geekachu
- 😂 Why was Jigglypuff so good at concerts Because it always puts the crowd to sleep
- 😂 Why don’t Charmanders ever start a forest fire Because they know how to control their flame
- 😂 Why did Squirtle cross the road To shell-ebrate with his friends
- 😂 What’s a Pokéfan’s favorite type of music Rock-type
- 😂 How do you get Pikachu on a bus You Pokémon
- 😂 Why did Ash bring a ladder to the battle He wanted to reach new heights
- 😂 What do you call a Mudkip that tells jokes A pun-kip
- 😂 Why was Meowth so good at budgeting Because it always counted on payday
- 😂 What game does Gengar love the most Hide and shriek
- 😂 Why did Bulbasaur become a gardener It already had a green thumb
- 😂 What’s Psyduck’s favorite yoga pose Headache-asana
- 😂 Why did Team Rocket go to comedy school To learn how to blast off with punchlines
Pokemon Joke Cards
- 🃏 This card is so funny, even Mr. Mime cracked a smile
- 🃏 Play this and paralyze your opponent… with laughter
- 🃏 Causes confusion to enemy and laughter to allies
- 🃏 Roll a dice to determine how hard they’ll laugh
- 🃏 Only usable when your pun power is at max level
- 🃏 Causes 20 HP damage to serious conversations
- 🃏 Forces opponent to say “That was actually good”
- 🃏 Combines with any dad joke card for a bonus effect
- 🃏 When played, summons a swarm of giggles
- 🃏 Double damage if opponent is a Gen Z Pokéfan
- 🃏 Holographic pun included
- 🃏 Makes opponent discard their seriousness card
- 🃏 Works best when shouted loudly in a Poké voice
- 🃏 Ideal for birthday battles and sleepover tournaments
- 🃏 Rare: 1 in every 100 trainers can appreciate this humor
Funny Pokemon Joke
- 😆 I told Pikachu a joke… it was shocking
- 😆 Why can’t you trust a Mimikyu It’s hiding something
- 😆 Gengar doesn’t tell jokes… it haunts them
- 😆 Charmander became a stand-up comic… his set was fire
- 😆 Eevee has eight evolutions, but none into a comedian
- 😆 I used a Repel… but your jokes still found me
- 😆 Ash’s favorite candy is Butterfree-dles
- 😆 Pidgeotto walked into a bar… and knocked everything over
- 😆 When life gives you Oddish… make poke-slaw
- 😆 Team Rocket blasts off… into a comedy club
- 😆 Togepi’s comedy style Baby-tier
- 😆 Meowth: “I talk, but only in puns”
- 😆 Slowpoke heard that joke five minutes later
- 😆 Ditto tried stand-up… but it just copied other acts
- 😆 Professor Oak: “There are 150 Pokémon and zero punchlines in your Dex”
Dirty Pokemon Joke
- 🌶️ Let’s play Poké-mon and chill
- 🌶️ I’ve got a Thunder Stone… let’s get you evolving
- 🌶️ Are you a Rare Candy Because you’re making me level up fast
- 🌶️ Use Flash… because things are getting dark
- 🌶️ I’d go into your cave even if there were Zubats
- 🌶️ Baby, you make my Poké Balls shake
- 🌶️ Is that a Poké Flute or are you just happy to see me
- 🌶️ Your Jigglypuffs look amazing tonight
- 🌶️ Let’s make this battle double
- 🌶️ You must be legendary… because I can’t find anyone like you
- 🌶️ Use Sing on me… I like it slow
- 🌶️ Let me Pikachu when you’re changing
- 🌶️ Baby, your stats are maxed out in all the right places
- 🌶️ Wanna see my Hidden Ability
- 🌶️ I’m super effective… just give me one chance
Pokemon Joke Book
- 📚 “How to Catch Laughs – Volume Pikachu”
- 📚 “101 Jokes to Snorlax By”
- 📚 “Gotta Laugh at ‘Em All”
- 📚 “Jigglypuff’s Sleepy-Time Comedy Hour”
- 📚 “Stand-Up With Squirtle”
- 📚 “The Pun-Dex: Jokes for Every Type”
- 📚 “Ash Ketchum’s Guide to Terrible Puns”
- 📚 “Togepi Giggles: Baby Jokes for Newbies”
- 📚 “Charmander’s Fire Roasts”
- 📚 “Meowth’s Mischievous One-Liners”
- 📚 “Haunter’s Haunted Humor”
- 📚 “Ditto’s Copycat Comedy Collection”
- 📚 “The Very Hungry Gyarados: A Joke Book”
- 📚 “Team Rocket’s Manual of Joke Theft”
- 📚 “Professor Oak’s Lecture of Laughs”
Pokemon Joke Moves
- 🕺 Tickle Attack – Leaves enemy laughing helplessly
- 🕺 Sarcasm Beam – May confuse the opponent
- 🕺 Laugh Blast – 80% success rate if used with a pun
- 🕺 Wink Strike – Charm status guaranteed
- 🕺 Roast Flame – Super effective against trainers with low confidence
- 🕺 Giggle Pulse – Heals team morale
- 🕺 Snort Burst – May backfire if joke is bad
- 🕺 Dad Joke Slam – 100% hit rate, 0% appreciation
- 🕺 Meme Punch – Only works if opponent has internet access
- 🕺 Punslap – Best when delivered mid-battle
- 🕺 Cringe Ray – May cause emotional damage
- 🕺 Witty Jab – Fast and effective
- 🕺 Echoed Gag – Bounces back if not funny
- 🕺 Laughter Shield – Blocks all serious dialogue
- 🕺 Burn Zinger – Leaves enemy roasted and toasted
Google Pokemon Joke
- 🔍 Google said “Pikachu’s jokes are shockingly funny”
- 🔍 I asked Google for a Pokemon joke… it evolved into a pun
- 🔍 Google: “Why did the Snorlax lie down It was tired of your search history”
- 🔍 Search results: 99% puns, 1% usefulness
- 🔍 Hey Google, play Poké-puns 24/7
- 🔍 Suggested: “Best jokes from Professor Oak’s browser history”
- 🔍 Autocomplete: “Why is Gengar a better comedian than me”
- 🔍 Pikachu: “I’m the shock in your search results”
- 🔍 Trending: “Top 10 Pokémon that roast better than Team Rocket”
- 🔍 Google Lens: Scanned Jigglypuff, result: cuteness overload
- 🔍 I searched “funny Pokémon” and found Meowth’s mixtape
- 🔍 Ask Google about Psyduck’s stand-up career
- 🔍 Search: “How to evolve into a better joke writer”
- 🔍 Google knows… and it’s judging your jokes
Hey Google Tell Me a Pokemon Joke
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, why did Charmander fail art class Because it always drew fire”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, make a Pikachu pun” ⚡️ “Shockingly bad… but effective”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, what do you call a Snorlax that sings A snooze-ician”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, roast me like Team Rocket”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, give me a Gengar joke” 👻 “It’s dead funny”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, tell me a dirty Pokémon joke” 🙊 “Only if you promise to blush”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, is Jigglypuff good at lullabies” 🎤 “Ask anyone who passed out”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, do Pokémon laugh” 🤖 “Only at dad jokes”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, which Pokémon has the best punchline Hitmonlee”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, give me a pun for Psyduck” 💫 “My head hurts already”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, what’s Pikachu’s favorite candy Shock-a-lates”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, is Meowth a comedian” 🎭 “He talks a lot, doesn’t he”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, tell me a legendary joke” 🦅 “Zapdos walked into a bar…”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, which Pokémon never understands jokes Slowpoke”
- 🗣️ “Hey Google, play a Poké-podcast of stand-up comedy” 🎧 “Featuring Pikachu and Friends”
Conclusion
Laughter is super effective—and when it comes wrapped in Poké-puns and electrifying humor, it’s even better!
If you were searching for quick chuckles, clever cards, cheeky one-liners, or even AI-powered giggles, these Pokémon jokes have got you covered.
So next time you’re battling a bad day, throw out a joke and catch some smiles. Gotta joke ’em all!
