671+What a Joke: Fresh, Funny, and Totally Out of Pocket

671+ What a Joke” brings you the freshest, funniest, and most ridiculous jokes the internet can’t stop sharing in 2025!

From viral one-liners to unexpected punchlines, this collection is your ultimate scroll-stopper. Whether you’re here to brighten your mood, troll

your group chat, or simply escape the chaos—these jokes are guaranteed to deliver. Let the giggles begin!

Let’s dive in!

What a Joke Meme

😂 Memes that define absurdity and make you shout what a joke

😂 When your phone dies at 100% battery life
🤡 Me waiting for my crush to text back since 2012
🧠 Brain: Don’t say it. Mouth: What a joke!
🎓 Graduated with honors… in watching Netflix
🐶 Dog: I fetch. Cat: I destroy. Humans: What a joke.
📱 Siri just asked who’s this? after an update
🎉 Friday night plans: Me, my couch, and existential dread
🍕 Ate a salad. Gained 2 lbs. What a joke
🚗 Parallel parking? More like panic parking
🏋️ Tried lifting weights. Lifted my self-esteem instead
👀 Thought they were waving at me. They weren’t
⌛ Deadline? More like dreadline
📉 My crypto investments in 2022… what a joke
💤 Snoozed for 5 mins, woke up 2 hours later
🎭 Life: You’ll grow up and figure it out. Also life: LOL what a joke

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Peacemaker What a Joke

🦅 Puns inspired by Peacemaker and his ridiculous antics

🦅 I make peace… by blowing everything up
💣 Diplomacy? I prefer explosives
😂 Peacemaker: World peace, one sarcastic joke at a time
🏋️ Wears tight shirts for freedom
🤡 Trusts an eagle more than humans
🦸‍♂️ Justice never looked so ridiculous
🤯 Peacemaker’s motto: “I’ll kill for peace!” What a joke
💬 Truth, justice, and inappropriate punchlines
🪖 Armor of sarcasm, shield of chaos
🎤 Drop a joke, not a nuke
🔥 Peace through awkward monologues
💥 Fights crime with cringe
🧨 His diplomacy starts with a bang
🧠 Brain? Optional. Guns? Mandatory
🎬 HBO gave us this maniac… what a joke

256+Biden Jokes That Cross Party Lines

Fresh Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
I told my fridge a joke… it was cool, but it didn’t respond. 🧊
What do you call a vegetable band? The Beet-les! 🎸
Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice! 🍊
I tried to make a belt out of watches — it was a waist of time! ⌚
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📘
What do clouds do when they get rich? They make it rain! 🌧️
My plants are great listeners — they never leaf me hanging! 🌿

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Fresh Food Jokes

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date! 🍌
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me! 🍽️
I told the lettuce a secret — now it’s all over the grapevine! 🥬
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 👟
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby! 🍪
The grape stopped in the middle of the road… it just ran out of juice! 🍇

981+Biology Jokes for Students Who Need a Laugh

Best Fresh Funny Jokes

Parallel lines have so much in common — it’s a shame they’ll never meet. 📏
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
I told my computer I needed a break… it froze! 💻
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands! 🎹
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist! 🌫️
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room! ☠️
I told my phone a joke — now it’s on airplane mode to recover! 📱

Fresh Clean Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚲
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory — all I did was take a day off! 📅
What’s brown, sticky, and funny? A stick! 🌳
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot! 👃
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳
What did one wall say to the other? “Meet you at the corner!” 🧱

Blue World Pools What a Joke

🌊 Puns about the infamous pool company and internet rants

🏊 Pool dreams, puddle reality
💸 Pay now, regret forever
🧰 Free install… just kidding
🐟 Swimming with disappointment
🏖️ Backyard beach turned money pit
🚫 Refunds? What a joke
🏗️ Installed crooked? It’s modern art
🤷 Customer service on vacation
📝 Contracts longer than the pool
⏳ Waited 6 months for a mud pit
🎣 They promise a pool, deliver a pond
🧽 Clean pool? Try swamp vibes
🔧 Missing parts, missing accountability
🥽 Dive into disaster
📢 5 stars on their own website only

What a Joke with Papa and Fortune

🎙️ Comedy duo moments that made us say what a joke

🎤 Papa’s punchlines? Priceless
🧀 Fortune brings the cheesy heat
😂 Their laughs echo louder than the jokes
🍕 Two slices of humor, extra sass
📻 Talk show or therapy session?
👑 Comedy royalty being messy
📞 Prank calls turned life lessons
🧃 Sipping tea and spilling jokes
🪩 Dance breaks mid-set? Iconic
🧁 Serving humor with a side of awkward
🤓 Papa: Smart. Fortune: Smarter. Together: What a joke
🎭 Every episode a rollercoaster
🧠 Jokes that make you think… and cringe
🍿 Papa and Fortune roast with love
🐥 Soft laughs, hard truths

What a Joke GIF

📹 GIF-worthy puns that make you say what a joke

😹 Cat jumps… and misses
😂 Baby laughs mid sneeze
🤦 Guy confidently walks into a glass door
🕺 Awkward dance moves gone viral
🎩 Dramatic hat fail in slow motion
🎯 Tries to throw something… hits themselves
🚴 Epic bike trick… instant fail
🐶 Dog tries to bark—hiccups instead
🍰 Cake smash gone wrong
💃 Grand entrance, grander fall
📉 Zoom meeting goes oops
🧊 Slips like a cartoon character
🕷️ Spider prank backfires—on the prankster
🪑 Chair prank with a twist… and fall
🛁 Tries to look cool… ends in soap

Conclusion

From memes to politics, what a joke captures the humor in life’s most ironic, ridiculous, and facepalm-worthy moments.

If it’s Peacemaker’s absurd lo g ic, failed pool installations, or viral GIFs, each pun adds a laugh to your day. Because sometimes, all you can say is… what a joke!